I had something to say.  Something to blog about and now it’s gone.

What was it?

What was it?

It was just there, oh wait!

Nope, gone again.

Someone remind me….

Yes, you’ll notice that I’m whoring out space in the sidebar to a new Irish website.

Boob.ie

For men, and boobs.

Nuff said, check it out.

I won’t be around here for a week or so.

Here are a couple of reasons/excuses, and you can pick your favourite:

The laptop is going back to Toshiba in Germany for repairs.

I have worms.

I have finally managed to get my willy inside Charlotte Church/Emma Bunton/Isla Fisher/all of the above and I’m not moving until it falls off from exhaustion.

Yer ma has me shackled up in her basement and is taunting me with a sand paper strap on with malt vinegar as lube.

I’m wanking with new blu ray porn.

I’m farming bed sores by building a fort on the couch and not leaving the Xbox until I’ve completed every game on its most difficult setting.

Either way, I’ll be back soon.

Chat among yourself.

I’m 30 today.

That is all.

I could go on about how unaccomplished I am.

But that is all.

Sure 30 is the new 20.

Is that right?

That’s all, is what that is.

Santa brought me a Blu Ray DVD player for christmas.

What can I say?  It’s brilliant.  The picture quality, the sound, and yes I’m a DVD geek, so the added extras are mega.

I got Terminator 2 on Blu Ray and watched it twice, it’s that good.

The picture is so clear it’s like the T-1000 is right in front of me squishing his way around the living room.  It’s so clear that Sarah Connor’s nipples poke me right in the eye through her mental home vest.  It’s so clear that I got sunburned from the nuclear apocalypse scenes.

Then I had enough of future cyborgs and robots so I went out and bought what Blu Ray was really invented for – a great big filthy porn flick.

The picture is so clear that I can see right into the dead eyes of the “actresses” and guage how much they’re dying inside with each thrust.  It’s so clear that I can see inside the head of each bleach blonde splooge sucker and see what her true hair colour is.

It’s so fucking clear that I can get a pretty acurate sperm count from the money shot.

Bloke #23 in the bukkake scene should probably get himself checked out.