Alright class, settle down
Today we’re going to talk about hermaphrodites.
Hermaphrodites, as you will all know from every Lady Gaga video, are ladies who have man bits. Or if you watch Telly Bingo, a man with lady bits.
Think about this for a minute:
A hermaphrodite wanks furiously into a plastic cup, sucks up the hermy goodness with a turkey baster and paints her vaginy insides with said goodness.
I then ask you this:
Would she make herself pregnant?
Would it be incest?
Discuss…..
