Holy shitballs, Batman!
I’ve just been shortlisted for a blog award!
Best Humour, thank you very much – sponsored by Maximise.
I know the Irish blogosphere will be awash with people going on about their being on the shortlists, but it’s never happened to me before.
Taking part and nominations mean shit people, I want the win.
Honesty is the best policy after all.
And if I win, I’ll be giving the best self centered acceptance speech around.
If I don’t win I’ll throw a bigger strop than Bill Murray and Eddie Murphy combined when they lost out at the Oscars.
Be warned.
Thanks though.
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