Win a €50 voucher: Calling all filth, calling all filth
Ladies and gentlemen, for the more observant of you lot, I haven’t posted a winner to the Filthy Butt Fun Award in a while.
I’ll be honest, entries and submissions are down. Maybe people don’t get the idea of it, maybe people don’t think they have what it takes to be filthy for the fun of it. I dunno.
I’m giving it one last attempt, because maybe it’s just run it’s course.
The sponsors of the competition, www.sex-toys.ie have always been very generous with their prizes and have always trusted me to choose a winner.
That’s still the same, but instead of having to choose your prize from the site, which may have put pressure on the winner, Sex-toys.ie are offering the winner a €50 voucher so that you can choose at your leisure.
So no one will have to know what you choose as your prize and you can choose it whenever you like without having to hope that the IT guy in work isn’t watching your activity!
Here’s what I’m calling for this month:
A filthy poem or limerick.
It can be as long or short as you like, it doesn’t have to rhyme, it just has to be filthy, and fun.
Leave it in the comments and I’ll announce the winner a week from today.
Go on, it’s just a bit of fun.
“There was a young man called Maxi…..”
Comments (15)
Feynmans Ghost
September 29th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
souls for sale apply within
belligerent battles with precepts from sin
naked and hairless a shroud for my sanity
hefty and powerful my cry’s for insanity
shaft of skull with throbbing of goodness
dining on elixir white shameful with fullness
I try to decry this playful full payment
scratching and scraping knaws daddys fierce judgment
and through the dark depths plunge with scarlet afterbirth
darkness visible …. relief pangs scar deeply of mirth
the release is full and the jailer still jaded
keys of compassion blood smears now faded
Maxi
September 29th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Feynmans Ghost:
Welcome!
I have to keep reading that.
common man
September 29th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
There was a young man called Maxi….. who kept a decomposed hooker in his Taxi, his eyes lit up with glee, when the smell of her gee wafted all over his cab. He started off loving her feet, licking and sucking her meat, but he sucked them too hard and off came the skin, now he is left with her wrinkly quim.
But that didn’t faze our dear Maxi, who rode yer Ma in the back of his Taxi, he scooped out her eyes and fingered her sockets, and put her red Jimmy choos back in his pocket. Two weeks and Maxi was done, he had his sick erotic fun, what once was a hooker in red jimmy choos was now in a black bag starting to ooze.
Maxi
September 29th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Common Man:
Welcome too!
That’s quite a bit of work. I’m starting to worry about the image I’m projecting.
Chris P Pancake
September 30th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Those vibrators might be first class,
But me, I think that I’ll pass.
If I know our Maxi,
They’ve been up his jacksee.
He sticks 2 at a time up his ass!
Maxi Cane
September 30th, 2009 at 4:18 am
I do not.
Alright I do.
Red Leeroy
October 1st, 2009 at 10:01 am
On return to her home the wife started to worry
her suspicions aroused she was all in a flurry
Her worst fears confirmed with the thought of his gayness
he was stood on his head with a rose in his anus
It’s not what you think said hubby conceding
blood filling his skull as his ringpiece was bleeding
I’ve taken to botany his tone became placid
she looked at his gongoe as it fast became flaccid
The wife stood aghast she was starting to totter
But she had to admit she was moist as an otter
It’s ok my love for your cocks now like a mouse
and I’ve just realised that this isn’t my house.
Bear
October 1st, 2009 at 5:23 pm
There once was a young man called Maxi,
Who fucked whores, he’d pick up in a taxi,
He would kerb crawled about
‘til a pert mouth cried out;
“Hey handsome, looking for a good time?”
“Looking for yer ma”, our hero would chime
‘She’s down at the docks
and she’s hungry for cocks.’
The sweet little strumpet did say
Maxi felt his belt strain at her joyous refrain
‘Oh and it’s 2for1 on mother/daughters today!’
Our protagonist was a seeker of bliss
Who liked to fuck each n’ every orifice
So often he’d gloat;
“I rode her ear, nose and throat”
(‘til she couldn’t tell semen from cerumen.)
Then he gave a great laugh,
And said “come ‘round to my gaff
I wanna tie you both up in the scullery
For fifty a throw it’s well worth a go
but that arsehole is mine (I love buggery).
Maxi Cane
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:49 am
Leeroy:
Whose house was it? Yer ma’s?
Bear:
Welcome.
Mothers and daughters 2 for 1. That’s just mega. And a great deal.
Jo
October 4th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Feynman’s Ghost, who knew??
I could really do with that voucher, but the comptitions is too… stiff… I think the gents are the winners this month.
Impressive.
Kitty Cat
October 5th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Ahem…
My vote lies firmly with the Bear
Since I’m one half of this sexy pair
With €50 worth of toys
We’ll make so much motherfucking noise
So go on Maxi, pick his poem
I’ll tear his clothes off when he gets home
And if my hot boyfriend permits
I’ll send you a photo of my tits!
Maxi Cane
October 5th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Jo:
You’ve still got time, but
Kitty Cat:
God dammit, if ever there was a way to sway a vote. How about this, you send me a piture of your tits and I’ll send you both a voucher…………
(I may or may not put them up on the blog)
Butch Cavendish
October 6th, 2009 at 3:40 am
A beautiful three verse haiku, entitled Anal Delicacy
Your fat, smelly hole
Drips as I withdraw my schlong.
I’ll call you a cab.
My shrivelled member
Now smells like fanny and arse.
My Japs eye is brown!
Whore! before you go
Suck your shit from my mickey.
And I will piss then.
Maxi
October 6th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Butch:
Welcome.
Haiku’s are the way of the future. I once called a sex line that spoke entirely in haiku. Great way to keep a rhythm going.
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