Amy Lee

Goth chicks you gotta love em.

I love them.  In the face, twice.

This is Amy Lee who used to be in the rock and or roll group Evanescence.  She got kicked out or left or something boring, but she left behind lots of wankerific pictures on Google images.

Those eyes staring into your soul, which she needs to examine before she sacrafices you to her dark lord amid an altar of goth lesbian spunk sucking vampires.

Those eyes looking into your soul as she steals your very being.  Doesn’t matter because you’ll be getting a mega gobble while she’s doing it amid an altar of goth lesbian ball sucking vampires.

Those eyes staring into your soul and hypnotising you so that she can get her and her lesbian sex pests into their succubus momentum.  Their momentum is in their bum bums and I don’t mind at all.  Hey, we all gotta go sometime, why not come too?

The morning after a good old fashioned sex vampire lesbian munch fest and she still looks completely fucktastic.  I know what you’re thinking – morning breath.  Yeah, usually that is a problem until you get a whiff of hers which instantly reminds you of the smouldering ginger minge you were balls deep in the night before.  Who doesn’t like the smell of kippers in the morning?

Those eyes, staring into your soul.  It’s a bit unnerving this time as you’re doing her from behind and she’s spun her head around 180° and snarls something about yer ma sucking cocks in hell.  But you knew that already, so you slap her in the chops and send her back to lapping up the soupy contents of the blonde’s furry cup in front of her.

She better not make you tell her twice either.

October 3, 2009

Posted by: Maxi

Category: Wank of the Week

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The Jelly MonsterNo Gravatar

October 3rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm    


Ummmm yes please, can I have Ben Moody too?

BainoNo Gravatar

October 3rd, 2009 at 10:08 pm    


It’s a wet long weekend here so I was browsing DVD’s yesterday and thought of you when I almost (read ‘almost’ ) picked up a copy of Lesbian Vampire Killers!

Chris P PancakeNo Gravatar

October 4th, 2009 at 11:20 am    


I’ve always found Goths to be very cold and unresponsive during sex.
-Or is that Junkies?

It’s a long time now since I turned my back on necrophilia. I can’t fuckin’ remember.

JoNo Gravatar

October 4th, 2009 at 11:45 am    


I dunno, Maxi, I reckon she wouldn’t look at you twice unless you had a cock piercing.

Chris P PancakeNo Gravatar

October 4th, 2009 at 5:48 pm    


Maxi will be fine. He has a Prince Albert. http://tinyurl.com/2ds4h

Don’t ask me how I know this. I just do.

morgorNo Gravatar

October 4th, 2009 at 8:10 pm    


Isn’t she a jesus freak though?

Maxi CaneNo Gravatar

October 5th, 2009 at 12:38 am    


Jelly:
Nope.

Baino:
It’s actually not the pile of shite you’d think it is going to be. It’s not a masterpiece, but it’s easy viewing. Plus there’s naked lesbians doing things to each other.

Chris:
Responsiveness during sex? High standards dude.

Jo:
I’m not into animal cruelty.

Chris:
Stop spying on me at yer ma’s gaff.

Morgor:
That really wouldn’t bother me. I’d bash her bible etc…

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