October’s Filthy Butt Fun Winner

Well, last week I called for some entries to the Filthy Butt Fun Competition, sponsored by www.sex-toys.ie.

I got a lot of entries and I was most impressed by the quality and smuttiness of the submissions.  I called for a poem, limerick or anything that you could create and make filthy.

If you missed it, take a look at the entries here.

They’re all just mega, and I’m not just saying that as a poncy let’s be polite to everyone kind of way, you can see how good they are yourself.

But the winner just has to be the one who calls himself “Bear”.  Not only was it a pretty accurate account of a typical scenic drive for yours truly, but it rhymed.  And not only that, but then his missus Kitty Cat joined in and promised a picture of her tits.  So I could make jokes about double entries doing it for me, but it wouldn’t be a joke.  There’s nothing like a double stuffing.

So you saucy pair of filth bunnies, enjoy your prize.  The lovely people at www.sex-toys.ie have your details and will be in contact soon.

Enjoy whatever it is you choose with your voucher.

In the meantime, thanks to everyone who entered.  If nothing else, you gave a whole lot more entertainment than I was expecting.

In a week or two I’ll announce how you can be in with another chance to win a €50 voucher from us.

Until then, join me in congratulating Kitty Cat and the Bear, and also in demanding what she promised.

Tits.