Anti jokes and Uncle groans
What is the blind, deaf and dumb paraplegic girl getting for Christmas?
A kaleidoscope, an iPod, and bouncy castle and a yo-yo.
She got Lukemia for her birthday though, so chances are she won’t be around to enjoy them.
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Stop judging me.
What’s your fave joke that we shouldn’t laugh at?
Comments (4)
Common Man
October 29th, 2009 at 1:33 am
A guy is in Heuston station, and goes into the men’s room to piss. When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous cock he had ever seen. As he pisses, he cannot avoid spying on the giant member of the tiny man dressed in green. The leprechaun zips up and the man asks him if he is indeed a real leprechaun.
The little man says, “Aye me boy, I’m Maxi the leprechaun, and I can grant you three wishes.”
“Oh neat O” comes the reply, “What do I need to do?”
“Well, havin’ such a large cock makes it a bit awkward with the ladies, the thing not fittin’ and all… I’ll grant you your three wishes if you wouldn’t mind suckin’ me dick until I come.” The man is a bit taken back, but agrees, because he knows he can wish for anything he wants later. After the green man has come, he starts to walk away.
The guy says, “Hey, what about my three wishes?” Maxi asks, “How old are you me boy?”
“25,” he says.
“Aren’t you a bit too old to still be believin’ in leprechauns?”
We can’t laugh because it’s true.
Fat Sparrow
October 29th, 2009 at 5:36 am
This one always gets a laugh: Did you hear about the Jewish man who won pounds 10m on the lottery? When he picked up the cheque he said, `I knew those numbers tattooed on my arm would come in handy some day.’ My doctor when I was growing up was a Jewish survivor of the Holocaust, and I wish I could track him down, because he would laugh like a loon at that one. He had a pretty warped sense of humor; whenever I was ill with sinus problems as a child (often), he would recommend decapitation, and then call in the nurse to ask if insurance covered that.
Baino
October 29th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Are you wondering why your readership is dwindling yet?
Sheila was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor,when she touched her. They went to her husband Bruce and explained what happened, telling him,”Crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex, will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.”
Bruce was skeptical, but they assured him, that they’d close the curtains for privacy. He finally agreed and went into his wife’s room.
After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. “What happened?” Bruce replied, “I guess she choked
Maxi
October 29th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
My readership has increased, I’ve just checked. Strange that, maybe I’m not the only filthy minded cunt out there.
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