I don’t seem so weird now, do I?
I’ve got a bit of a rep for being a filth monger. The descriptions of this here site on some other people’s sites and blogrolls warn of the content here. That’s fair enough I suppose, even if I do have a get out of jail free safe button there on the side, just in case someone looks over your shoulder.
It’s no secret that I’m quite partial to the odd fetish. Lesbians, stockings, strap ons (watching or receiving, the red heads choice), red heads, and feet.
I love feet. You all know this. I love toes, socks, strappy shoes, anything to do with women’s dainty little tootsies really.
I think that’s as far as my fetish portfolio goes. I have this fantasy of nailing a set of midget triplets, but that’s for another post.
Some people wonder how a man could have a foot fetish, I can’t explain it really, it just dawned on me one day: I love to nosh on toes. I suppose you can’t really explain any fetish. Well maybe the men who love to dress up as babies miss the affection they never got as children, or they want to fuck their mothers. Men who hold a lot of power and responsibility in real life might like to be dominated by a prostitute in a city center hotel on tax payers money, maybe they like the switch in roles, or they like to get fucked while fucking the rest of us.
How do you explain this one:
It’s safe for work, sort of.
The fetish of Gut Flopping.
Had enough? Of course not.
“If you were a pillow I’d have to fluff you up”. Right.
So next time I go on about a pop star having her foot ankle deep in my rectum for the sake of my foot fetish, you won’t think any less of me.
Will you?








Comments (16)
Chris P Pancake
November 5th, 2009 at 3:53 am
I have a fetish for sensible cotton underwear with a little tuft of hair poking out at the gusset.
Hang on!
Is that a fetish, or is it simply low expectations?
I’m no good at this foreign stuff.
laughykate
November 5th, 2009 at 7:12 am
Why, why, why did I push play?.
Why?
John Braine
November 5th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Note to self. Eat breakfast, and THEN look at blogs. Not at same time.
Jo
November 5th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Yes, this is disturbing, for him and for her, but not as much as the panic button photo. That is just many levels of oh god, what went wrong?
cat
November 5th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
omg..i was holding down breaky till i read what jo said…and i looked…ARRRGGGAAAA
Victoria's Secret
November 5th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Hit the panic button. Oh sweet mother of divine jesus.
Maxi
November 5th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
It never ceases to amaze me that you will all still press play on videos I put up and hit the panic button.
You all love it really.
Susan at Stony River
November 5th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
You know I’m nearly blind now from scrubbing my eyeballs every time I stop in here.
Worse, I’ll now be having nightmares about my sister.
THANKS MAXI.
Maxi
November 5th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Ah jaysis Susan, ’tis yerself.
Which one is your sister? The video or the panic button?
Chris P Pancake
November 5th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
That Panic Button Maxi…Would I be correct to say that when that photo was taken there was an ‘elephant in the room’?
TheRavingDave
November 5th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Ewwwwww. Impotence how are ya?
Chris P Pancake
November 5th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
On closer examination I noticed that they covered that bed with a sheet of plastic first.
I’m gonna do that too next time.
Could’ve saved myself a lot of trouble when I was living in my Mother’s if only I’d thought of it myself.
DD
November 5th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
It’s good to know that Harney can have an alternate career when she is finally fucked out of politics.
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November 5th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Where would one get that much shit? The mind boggles.
Maxi
November 5th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Chris:
Maybe, what’s an elephant?
Raving Dave:
Yeah, that’ll pretty much do it.
Chris:
Yeah, plastic stops stains and smells being, absorbed.
DD:
I reckon Harney’s there for life. Just like Youtube videos.
?
I can get you that much shit by breakfast tomorrow.
Baino
November 7th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Not pressing any of them. Ever again.
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