Spamtastic

I get spammed quite a lot, most blogs do.  It’s rarely a problem as we have spam filters and blockers to catch them and stop them clogging up our comments.

I get worried about the kind of people who spam me, and their spam content.

Of course I get the usual 72 question mark spam, the people who say they love my site and link back to their web cam site and as always the gay sex sites who mistake my use of reference to Twink.

But I check in my spam folder every now and again just to make sure no normal people have been trapped.

Here’s a few of the more interesting messages that await me in my spam folder on a daily basis:

“The local paper reports three gay actors tragically shanked goofy maxi.”

“In the National Enquirer, ample number of braying Linux penguins garishly sang about scab-scratching maxi cane.”

“Just last week, suicidal Maxi’s cock wantonly scrubbed with the Ugandan fox.Don’t quote me, but gurgling Maxi Cane and Twink wetly fleeced a battalion of wastrel Democrats.”

“Front page of the Wall Street Journal: gay Maxi has tiny member tentatively danced with a unbathed fascist.”

I suppose I’ve only myself to blame.