Alright class, settle down
Today we’re going to talk about hermaphrodites.
Hermaphrodites, as you will all know from every Lady Gaga video, are ladies who have man bits. Or if you watch Telly Bingo, a man with lady bits.
Think about this for a minute:
A hermaphrodite wanks furiously into a plastic cup, sucks up the hermy goodness with a turkey baster and paints her vaginy insides with said goodness.
I then ask you this:
Would she make herself pregnant?
Would it be incest?
Discuss…..
Comments (10)
Chris P Pancake
November 17th, 2009 at 3:05 am
Tough questions Maxi!
I stared long and hard at the picture behind the panic button for a good 20mins, and I still couldn’t decide my answers. I’m going to have to have another good long look at it now before I commit myself.
John Braine
November 17th, 2009 at 9:46 am
>Would she make herself pregnant?
I’d hazard a guess that there’d be major complications for them to get pregrant even by anyone else. And I’d be very surprised if they had such advanced internal organs to successfully produce good sperm and usable eggs. Not that I think you were actually hoping for a serious answer!
One of the best books I’ve read in years has an Hemaphrodite protagaonist. It’s called Middlesex. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Middlesex-Jeffrey-Eugenides/dp/0747561621/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1258450908&sr=8-1
Fat Sparrow
November 17th, 2009 at 10:30 am
I’ve never seen a Lady Gaga video. Never heard her, either. I can, however, tell you the songs from most of the Disney movies, along with the SpongeBob and iCarly theme songs.
Oh, and did you know that snails (which are hermaphroditic) spear their partners in the head with a big ol’ calcium tube during sex? I read about that a couple of years ago and was amazed. No word yet on whether the Thai lady boys use that trick.
Fat Sparrow
November 17th, 2009 at 10:31 am
And there must be some way to fiddle with the code on the Cuss-O-Meter to get it to say what you want. Have you looked at the code yet?
cat
November 17th, 2009 at 10:35 am
my brain hurts thinking about it
The Jelly Monster
November 17th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I agree with John….it confuses me…but come to think about it, a lot of things confuse me…
@John Oprah had that book in her book club, haven’t read it yet…how many pages?? is the writing really big???
Maxi
November 18th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I was thinking more along the lines of them producing an exact clone of themselves. This would then eventually result in some kind of a Russian doll situation.
K8
November 18th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Cartman of South Park fame’s father is also his mother, based along these lines. Best episode ever.
Maxi
November 18th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Indeed, but would it actually work?
John Braine
November 19th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
@John Oprah had that book in her book club, haven’t read it yet…how many pages?? is the writing really big???
It’s a fairly BIGGIN alright! No pictures either unfortunately.
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