Leah Remini

Wank of the week has been away for the last while, but it’s back.  A little change is that the posts won’t be called Wank of the week anymore, but after the spermy recipient themselves.

So without further a do, here is the latest installment.

So you know who it is already by the title of the post, but some of you may be wondering who she is.

Well, she’s the fat moron loving no shit taking piece of spunktastic fodder that appeared on the alright if nothing else is on sitcom “The King of Queens”.

She loves it when overweight sweaty men dangle their mannaries over her lips for her to suckle on.

She loves it that all fat men seem to have smaller cocks due to the amount of fat rollage around them.  Between that and the man tits, it makes it look like they’re hairy women with over grown clits.

I’ll bet she even loves it when a musky fat man tickles her nipples with the clammy belly button fluff he’s just dug out after a long day on the couch.  The fluff usually smells like a Big Mac fart with athlete’s foot.  Manly, in other words.

She also loves being in a cage until I want a sandwich.

Of course with her no nonsense attitude, she’ll take no crap when I say that I’m not in the mood for a threesome with her and the blonde that used to be in the same sitcom as her.  She’d be all like “Na-aw, you beddah get yo ass in dat bedroom and do me and dis udder beyotch”, and I’ll be all like “Yeah, ok”.  That’s because of her New Yoik accent.  She takes no shit, but I love her for it.

There she is lying on a fur skin thingy.  Looking all sexy and demure.  She has to lay on a fur skin thingy, because she, like all women who have a thing for fat men, knows that if she were to lay on a KFC skin thingy she’d be eaten alive.  With gravy.

There she is with her tight toned body and her abs.  She knows that men like me are too busy playing the new Xbox they just treated themselves to and eating pizza to worry about exercise and non greasy skin.  That’s why she worries about looking good for the both of us.

Now some of you will say that this is not a real picture of her.  Maybe so.  But I know what is really real.  I know that she’d love me to jizz all over those lovely jubblies.  She loves that is sometimes has the taste and consistency of a Crunchie McFlurry.  She loves that because I can’t wash it properly, my foreskin is like a jack in the box of aroma.  She loves that I have so much unwashed fluff in the crack of my ass that it looks like my anus is in dreadlocks.  She loves me for all of my fat sweaty manliness, and when I smear crunchy peanut butter between her toes and wank into a jar of her face cream, I know she does.

And don’t you dare take that away from me.