Say Aahhh

“Well, what can I do for you today?”

“I lost a filling, the pain is excruciating.  To make matters worse, I have a shooting pain coming from a wisdom tooth.”

“Let’s take a look then”

“Yeah, but before you do, if you tell me that the wisdom tooth has to come out, I won’t be able to handle that kind of news”

“Let’s take a look before we start to panic, sit back in the chair and open wide.”

“Fair enough”

“So, when were you last at the dentist?”

“hoo ears aho”

“Right, well the filling is missing alright, so we can sort that out for you today, no problem”

“hank ooo”

“No worries, as for the wisdom tooth, there is a hole there but it’s not big enough to be causing you pain.  The pain is coming from the same nerve as the actual tooth that’s causing you pain.  The brain just can’t differentiate between the too.”

“Hah?”

“The wisdom tooth is fine, we’ll stick a filling in that in a couple of weeks, no hurry.”

“Ohay ho ah oo oing oo oo hhe hhilling gnow?”

“Yeah, won’t take long, it’s not as bad as you thought it was going to be.  You’ll be out of here in 15 minutes”

“weeeet”

So he went about numbing my tooth and making pleasantries, and that’s when the nurse came in.  She took one look at me and stopped in her tracks.

I don’t blame her, for the sight before her of a completely unshaven mess slumped in the dentist’s chair is enough to make any hot blooded woman moist.

As the anesthetic took hold of me and I found myself with the dribbling capabilities of a new born with a stroke, I could see her knees get weak.

Suddenly the antics of the well spoken dentist putting the nervous patient at ease were not the most important thing on my mind.  This sexy nurse snapping those latex gloves on and winking at me as she eased her nurses trousers down.  With only her little white coat/jacket/blouse nurse thing on she bent sexily over and showed me her winking eye.

She proceeded to pleasure me while the dentist replaced the lost filling and even though I wasn’t quite numb enough, I couldn’t have cared less as the nurse crawled off of me and took my load of tartar control on her chin.

Then she got one of the vibrating things out of a drawer and finished herself off.

When the dentist was eventually finished, he told me to rinse and spit and my little nurse just gave me a coy smile.  Then she wiped herself down and made me an appointment for my next oral examination.

I’m nearly sure that happened.

I have a new filling and the pain is gone, so the rest must have happened.

I love anesthetic.