Filthy butt fun Award

Being filthy is not only big and clever, it is also your Budda given right.  I exercise this right as often as I possibly can and you wouldn’t be reading this post or subscribed to my updates if you didn’t enjoy it.

This is why I came up with the idea for this:

The filthy and fun people over at www.sex-toys.ie thought it was a rather good idea too so they very kindly offered to provide the winner of each monthly award a filthy and fun prize.

Judging from the feed back I’ve had already the prizes will be very well “received”.  Tee.  Hee.

Here are the rules:

1.  Entrants must be over 18, obviously.

2.  Award is open to Ireland and UK entrants.

3.  The blog/post/piece must be filthy but fun.  Clever use of indecent language, text, picture, audio or video are what we’re after.  No malicious material will be accepted.  Illegal material will be reported.

4.  The winner will receive the prize in plain packaging by post to the address provided to me upon notification of winning.

5.  The winner agrees to publish the above badge on their homepage to shout about their glorious win and make the world jealous.

6.  All nominations (yes you can even nominate yourself) must come through this highly official entry form.

So have at it people, if your little bed side locker buddy is on the fritz or you think you can have more Playstation time by getting the missus one get the nominations coming in.

There are female, male and couple orientated prizes on offer depending on the winner.

The award will be given out in the first week of every month.  The first one will be given out in February so if you’re filthy (and broke) enough, you might just want to earn yourself a free Valentines gift.  Of course if you’re currently without a significant other you can always embrace your inner wanker.  Nuff said.  We don’t judge.

Get shtuck in and reap the rewards of being a complete and utter filth monger just like your Uncle Maxi.

Do it, do it now.