About

Ah, the obligatory “About” page.

What’s this site about?

What am I all about?

Why don’t you read it and find out, you lazy sack of cunt?

Did that clear anything up?

No?

Fine.

I’m a semi professional writer, by that I mean that only some cunts pay me to do it, which in turn means that you are a tight fisted dicksplash who wants to read shit for free.

I have written sell out shows for the Helix three years running as well as pantomimes and variety shows for other theatres around the country, including The Olympia Theatre.  Some have won awards, some haven’t.

I wrote, produced and starred in a short film that I entered in every short film festival I could and never even got a single courtesy response to wipe my arse with.

I’ve been rejected by each and every publisher with a sense of what people want to read.

I’ve written and produced award nominated radio ad campaigns and I’ve ghost written a book for a celebrity.  But as for the contracts with these types I can’t say who or I’ll be sued for the shirt on my back, talentless money grabbing cunt-fucks.

I’ve written pilots for TV that never got any where, some that did but where never seen, and never will be.

Apart from the blog and the other part time bits and pieces that keep me off yer ma, I write a weekly piece for the Cavan Post.  I’m also working my way through a book that will surely still be rejected by everybody.  But if Ross O’Carroll Kelly can continue to have adventures, there’s hope for me yet.

Questions?

Leave them in the comments or email me on the contact page.